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We have the standard 6 ft. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft.

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We have the standard 6 ft. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence.

I then used an 8 ft. The ground rod isthe key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works. One day I'm mowing the back yard with my cheapo Wal-Mart 6 hp big wheel push mower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way. Keep in mind the charger is about the size of a marine battery and has a picture of an upside down cow on fire on the cover.

The first thing I notice is my pecker trying to climb up the front side of my body. My ears curled downwards and I could feel the lawnmower ignition firing in the backside of my brain. I was literally at one with the engine. It seems as though the fence charger and the piece of shit lawnmower were fighting over who would control my electrical impulses. Science says you cannot crap, pee, and vomit at the same time. I beg to differ. Not only did I do all three at once, but my bowels emptied 3 different times in less than half of a second.

It seemed like there were minutes in between but in reality it was so close together it was like exhaust pulses from a big block Chevy turning 8 grand.

At this point I'm about 30 minutes maybe 2 seconds into holding onto the fence wire. My hand is wrapped around the wire palm down so I can't let go.

I grew up on a farm so I know all about electric fences This one I could not let go of. The 8 foot long ground rod is now accepting signals from me through the permadamp Ark-La-Tex river bottom soil. At this point I'm thinking I'm going to have to just man up and take it, until the lawnmower runs out of gas. Now the lawnmower is starting to run rough. It has settled into a loping run pattern as if it had some kind of big lawnmower race cam in it. Covered in poop, pee, and with my vomit on my chest I think 'Oh God please die Pleeeeaze die'.

But nooooo, it settles into the rough lumpy cam idle nicely and remains there, like a big bore roller cam EFI motor waiting for the go command from its owner's right foot. God did not take me that day I woke up laying on the ground hours later.

The lawnmower was beside me, out of gas. It was later on in the day and I was sunburned. There were two large dead grass spots where I had been standing, and then another long skinny dead spot where the wire had laid while I was on the ground still holding on to it. I assume I finally had a seizure and in the resulting thrashing had somehow let go of the wire. I think our little session cleared out some carbon fouling or something, because it was better than new after that.

That day changed my life. I now have a newfound respect for things. I appreciate the little things more, and now I always triple check to make sure the fence is unplugged before I mow. The good news is that if a burglar does try to come over the fence, I can clearly visualize what my security system will do to him, and THAT gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling all over, which also reminds me to triple check before I mow.

The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works. It has settled into a loping run pattern as ifit had some kind of big lawnmower race cam in it.

It was lateron in the day and I was sunburned. It could be that the same guy who wrote about judging the chili cook off also wrote this one. The writing style is the same. Both are deliriously funny!!! Good post! I can't begin to match this yarn but I did have an electric fence story that my dad told everyone about until the day he died. I was feeding the hogs and filled a 5 gallon bucket with maize.

Well, that's pretty heavy for a young girl so to help myself over the fence I grabbed the top wire and lifted the bucket. Dad hadn't told me he'd turned the fence back on and I scattered 5 gallons of maize for 10 feet.

He thought that was so funny. As time has gone by I enjoy the story,too. Me and a friend of mine, when I was around 12 I believe, but were out at a July 4th get together with the then owners of Caro's restaurant in Ft. Worth out at their farm. Me and my friend were out exploring the fields when a big azzed bull came up on us. There was a big jelly roll hay bale that both me and my friend made up to the top in seconds flat.

We are sitting on top of this huge hay roll looking down on the bull below About the time we come to this agreement It is a rattler letting us know we are not alone on this damned hay roll. I am about to crap myself I am so scared. We both get to the opposite side of the roll that the bull was on and decide to make a mad dash I run until something hits me mid thigh high and I fall over it with my legs on one side and the rest of my body on the other side.

I have just tripped or fell over an electric fence line and it is sending jolts through me like you wouldnt believe. I want to scream and cry I can remember my friend laughing until he realizes I cannot do nothing What's fun is to have on rubber soled shoes and grab the wire.

Then call a buddy over and grab his hand When I was just a button hadn't even started grade school we lived next to a retired gentleman farmer who had lots of electric fence. I was following him as he was driving his tractor and wanted to help him out. He stopped and open his electric fence 'gate', got back on the tractor and pulled forward.

I figured I would shut the gate behind him. Well I was not yet strong enough to stretch the spring on the far end of the 'gate' to close it so I grabbed the loop closest to me and was going to pull it closer to the end of my 'gate'. Well I must have been well grounded because the farmer had to literally knock me down toget me to turn loose of the 'gate'. My arms and hands were sore for hours.

But I have had a healthy respect for electricity ever since. Start New Topic. Back To Topics. The electric fence and the lawnmower. It seems as though I hadn't remembered to unplug it after all. Time stood still. I honestly don't know how I got loose from the wire More Options. My heart jumped all over the place just reading that. I'm glad you are ok. That was one hell of a story and you tell it well. I've been hit by one made for dogs and I didn't like it. I should've clarified.

Not my story. A friend sent me it. Made me laugh hysterically though. It is funny since he made it. My Dad dared me to pee on an electric fence at the age of Last time doing that! Evidently, an old family tradition.

At the time, I figured I'd never have kids nor get married. I too did that on a dare once.

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At Auburn Prison in New York , the first execution by electrocution in history is carried out against William Kemmler, who had been convicted of murdering his lover, Matilda Ziegler, with an axe. Electrocution as a humane means of execution was first suggested in by Dr. Albert Southwick, a dentist. In the prevalent form of execution at the time—death by hanging—the condemned were known to hang by their broken necks for up to 30 minutes before succumbing to asphyxiation. Davis, the Auburn Prison electrician, was commissioned to design an electric chair. On August 6, , William Kemmler became the first person to be sent to the chair. After he was strapped in, a charge of approximately volts was delivered for only 17 seconds before the current failed. Although witnesses reported smelling burnt clothing and charred flesh, Kemmler was far from dead, and a second shock was prepared. The second charge was 1, volts and applied for about two minutes, whereupon smoke was observed coming from the head of Kemmler, who was clearly deceased. An autopsy showed that the electrode attached to his back had burned through to the spine.

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